The surrealism sketch

Extrait en V.O.:

The self-proclaimed surrealist owner: : Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!

Charp: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!

The self-proclaimed surrealist owner: : No no! 'E's pining!

Charp: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

Le plagiat est nécessaire, pour réduire le perroquet en cendres. Thanks to the M.P.

Your attention, please: j'ai créé un GROUPE, public, sur FB: "The dead parrot of surrealism" avec des textes d'ici sur ce sujet, mais ouvert à tous vents. Enfin presque.

Dans le même registre, on m'a invité dans un groupe où l'on peut m'aider à trouver des compagnons de voyage! Bel humour, belle coïncidence ou jolie méprise.